The Girls Bathroom

Prince Albert, if you’re reading this, we mean no harm! The girls are back for their Halloween finale, practising their spells, turning men into rats and making them bald. Zillennial witches, UNITE! One very important Sarah returns for the third year in a row with a tale as old as time, another experiences a peculiar case of an evil twin AND the TGB Hotline is busy with a caller from Kentucky… will she go to the haunted house? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguini to answer your dilemmas in the first instalment of their Halloween special. 🎃 From haunted Airbnbs to a Brian disappearance and, of course, some very telling tarot cards, it’s a truly spooky start to the season!! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not only that, but the girls navigate a first in dilemma history where a Brian uses AI to alter his Sarah’s body…could this be more common than we think?! @perfecttedenergy get your banana bread matcha lattes from Tesco now divas 💕 | AD New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy garlic bread and of course a little sing song, the girls are helping their divas in distress. What do you do when your boyfriend has pictures of another Sarah's boobs on his phone...? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left houses in some questionable garments… his dad's boxers, his sister's dirty knickers and a sheep shearing jacket… In all fairness, Sarah did say he was a farmer! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is definitely for sugar. Buckle up as our Sarahs are taking us on a wild ride, from affairs to custody visits, to exes a little too close for comfort! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X Factor comeback cast. Plus, what would you do if your own sister was your nightmare flatmate? Cinzia would certainly not be standing for it! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigger than hers' and Soph could well just be the next 50 Cent. 9pm sexters, dating copy and pasters and of course…gift regivers, our Sarahs need HELP this week! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X RATED need! Are we really getting turned on by a Brian undoing a bra with one hand? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminisce on their first time baking before a NYE party, shout out to the ankle boot and answer your quick-fire dilemmas. Do we all have trauma from friendship trios, or is it just Cinzia? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another Sarah's name in his sleep and two evil Brians manage to derail the best man speech at our gorgeous Sarah's wedding…how dare they! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've got their work cut out for them. Will Cinzia ever show us her twerking abilities and will the girls get their hunchbacks in check? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and boyfriends using ChatGPT for breakups… does Brian have a brain of his own? We think NOT!! We would LOVE your votes besties 🚽💕 We're up for the British Podcast Listeners Choice Award and we would not be doing this without you!! Click HERE , scroll down to the British Podcast Awards section and it'll take you straight to Spotify to vote 🗳️✨ Every single vote counts, we love you endlessly x New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for and tackle your dilemmas on this glorious Wednesday. What would you do if your best friend mailed you a vibrator or was revealing your life secrets on a Reddit forum? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time EVER question of the week is asked by a very special guest, think superpowers, webs and Euphoria…any guesses who it might be? Vote for us for the BPA Listeners Choice Award here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Click the link to shop our Adidas faves on JD! https://www.jdsports.co.uk/collection/sophia-and-cinzias-favourites/ #ad If you've got a bestie you want to celebrate this International Friendship Day on the 30th of July, they'll love a thoughtful gift from Etsy. It's full of unique finds from independent sellers that can be personalised into the gift that was meant for them. Shop Now #ad New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on…

Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... and of course, the girls play the word game. Is today the day Cinzia finally catches Sophia out? Word Game 🎯 Sophia: atrocious Cinzia: elated New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas are juicy! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl talk dilemmas, workplace affairs, wedding disputes and even problematic brothers—will he ever unblock his sister? Word Game 🎯 Sophia: inconceivable Cinzia: connoisseur Dove challenged Sophia and Cinzia to reveal what’s in their Summer Starter Packs? One staple of course being the Dove Whole Body Deodorant. #ad Shop our Adidas faves on JD #ad New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…

TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still involved with his ex? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despair enters stage left when our Sarah's write in about their misbehaving, horny, reddit using Brians and one Sarah has got extremely cold feet... New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for humping. The girls solve their Sarah's dilemmas, from mystery sexual health clinics to shoplifting, and an all-important update on the case of the disappearing Brian! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on modern love and specialist in relationship dynamics and neurodivergence. No stone is left unturned in this episode, from engagements to work wives and even a rare dilemma from a Brian, it's all happening!!! Get comfy and enjoy hussies!! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not even being able to take her PJ top off before the deed was done. Oh, and apparently, according to one Brian, you can get chlamydia from GOD!!! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless) smoothie donation. Crisis averted, dilemmas solved! This week the girls are diving into everything from locked WhatsApp messages to a mysterious disappearance... our Sarahs are really in need of some help! P.S. The Wanted and jorts are officially back for summer, and we are SO here for it! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we have a thief in our midst as the girls try to solve a dilemma involving a debit card and a sister-in-law...could this be a wedding sabotage or just your regular theft case? Plus a dear Brian of ours turns into a couples therapist for his bestie but it seems as if the therapy wasn't needed after all... New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint. One Sarah's ex has just bought a house on her street. Her actual street. Another Sarah had a dream so disturbing she can barely say it out loud... And a travelling Sarah is wondering if her boyfriend's "jokes" are more red flag than banter! Star of the week's Brian built her an entire patio from scratch. We rest our case. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before posting, and obviously, absolutely no contact with friends' exes. Meanwhile, money is on the mind this week as one Sarah returns from her travels to discover her sister has been 'borrowing' a little bit too much... is it time to get parents involved? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom for a bi-curious couple. Did somebody say sexual bucket list?? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically issued a bachelorette ultimatum. Oh, and our star of the week has us in our FEELINGS. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom just to survive the drama… New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship for good, and the awkward situation of someone expecting a wedding invite after years of ghosting.BUT… fear not, as Sam saves the day with his own private book club as our Star of the Week! AD - It’s a match! Discover True Match Foundation and Infallible Setting Mist, the ultimate duo, online or in-store: https://www.loreal-paris.co.uk/true-match/foundation/4-n New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep…

X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place in the best way. It’s chaotic and honestly? We might need help. P.S. Gerald, if you’re listening… please don’t kidnap us. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus, your dilemmas are answered, and let’s just say one of them takes a very unexpected turn. We want to hear from you! 💌 Fill out our audience survey here: https://thegirlsbathroom.typeform.com/AudienceSurvey New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on…

Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who knows…As always, all faith is restored in Star of the Week, where a first date is recreated for a very special reason. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…

We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra va-va-voom. Our Sarah's reach out in despair this week, from a fiancé with extremely smelly breath to another Brian who is a bit too comfortable with his girlfriend's banking app and lets not forget the Brian who won't get rid of his exes engagement ring...this is not a case of reduce, reuse, recycle Brian!! Buckle up girlies we're in for a crazy ride!! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on…

Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail problems please enter stage right! But toe troubles aren’t the only drama unfolding… We’re also investigating a mysterious case of stolen clothing. Our poor Sarah is simply trying to be reunited with her beloved slippers. Will justice be served? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…

Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date… and a dinner date all in one Valentine’s Day...clever? We think so! Are we really asking for too much these days, equality or chivalry? One Sarah asks herself that very question in this week’s Valentine’s Special. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none and we stand by our choices), before diving into a truly unhinged dilemma involving a saboteur...and yes, it’s Sarah’s own mum. Plus, we’ve got a special one-off star of the week to restore our faith in girlhood! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow split we have truly heard it all! Our Hinge chronicles are never ending here at TGB HQ as one of our Sarahs discovers it is her Brians most used app...ouch!!! Meanwhile another Sarah finds herself asking the question does it count as cheating if she felt single?? Tune in next Wednesday for Girl Talk! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…

It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealous friends and a full blown catfish situation! But the real question is would you help your friend catfish??? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Got a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB HOTLINE on WhatsApp 📲 +44 7418626704 Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…

It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma…

2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram:…

It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma?? Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom New episodes every…

The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram:…

Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom New episodes every…

The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say niche new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back just in time for Star of the Week, where a Brian pulls out all the stops to treat his Sarah before their big day. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come…

We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your…

Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls Bathroom is a place we all know to be full of girl chat and gossip, and the place we often confide in girls we’ve never even met before! In this podcast we want to help you with your dilemmas, by trying to make sense of these boys wasting our time, the girls trying to make our lives difficult and all the things in between. So come join us for a fun but real chat in the girls bathroom! Disclaimer: we can’t promise we’ll stay on topic!! Follow us on Instagram: @thegirlsbathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your…