The Garner Andrews Show

Taylor Toilet Phone Smith - is his new nickname. Also, Garner has a new show he's watching!

Did you lose anything in that wind storm we had? Things were flying all over!

Garner and Taylor talk openly about their hygiene! Judge away!

43 years ago today, the very first cellular network turned on! And nothing was the same again....

Breakfast dates are trending, instead of going out to dinner. Also don't send Garn a message but then delete it, it gives him anxiety.

What makes you feel like an adult? Plunging a toilet? Shaking your fist at people on your property?

Today on the show, Garner learns about professional cuddlers.. Also, Garner Knows Nose Blows, No - is cancelled. Instead we're doing Mystery Sound Effect Theatre.

These days, more and more people have a side gig! What's yours? Sell any feet pics recently?

Garner discovers limited edition soup, Taylor makes a big life change, and we're looking for the hot Halloween costume for 2026!

There are some things people just spend WAY too much time on. Let's discuss. Also, Garner and Taylor give you a preview of our new game show: Garner Knows Nose Blows, No?

Today on the show, Garner talks about the Lizzie Borden series on Netflix and Whale Fall.

Thrift Chat is on the air! Find any treasures? Or... dirty Q-Tips?

Taylor has adult chore parties, turning household cleaning and organizing into a fun social gathering!

Garbage cans, blenders, what boring things are you spending your money on?

It's radio wiener! We swerve around talking about coffee, band shirts, and the good ol' pee & flee.

Do you play with Lego? Maybe you have a Tech Deck skateboard on your desk? What are you collecting these days?

Garner lies down on his bed and reads to you out loud from his diary. Learn his deepest secrets and how he spent his summer.

Gen Z is bringing back exciting mail! What's in your mailbox? We also chat Pokémon, socks, and little libraries.

Sock talk has really taken off! Or on? We also talk about illegal dumping, truck racing, and more, on the show starring YOU!

A plane landed on Highway 21at Baseline Road this morning! You don't see that every day! Also, do you sit to put socks on?

Have troubles finding cottage cheese these days? Apparently it's a hot commodity! Also, which vacuum are you rockin'? Is it as fancy as Taylor's?

Garner is back with a new back! He updates us on all things Garn from his time away.

It was a busy weekend in the big city. We've got an update from the guy who's eaten 150 hotdogs in 2026, talk Great Outdoors Comedy Fest, Thermacells, and The Odyssey Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We discuss a wild backcountry toilet set up, Garner's bad-boy-password attitude, and moths.

Garner and Taylor discuss old jingles! Why is The Clapper guy so... intense? Also, what kinds of cool stuff do you have access to?

Garner is gatekeeping magnet fishing sooo, what's your new hobby? (He's kidding - go magnet fishing).

Could you eat 9 hotdogs and drink 9 beers all in 9 innings at a baseball game? Who do you think could: Garner or Taylor? We also talk trading in your smartphones for dumbphones.

Ever have a moment of cringe so hard that you still think of it? Maybe you scored on your own goal? Let's discuss.

Weddings are getting pricey, so much so that Gen Z is skipping some! How big was your wedding? Or are you skipping any weddings because of the cost?

What smaller things make you feel inconvenienced? Maybe it's having to walk up an escalator. Also, why are people making food in public washrooms?

Do you have a good nose blow? Is that your special skill? Also, we got more outrage from another Taylor's Top 5. You agree though, don't you?

POV: There's a sign at your work that says "Danger: Someone Destroyed This Bathroom"..... Would you look? Garner did. Also, what are you getting your old man for Father's Day?

Garn's latest algorithm update involves dine & dash security footage. Father's Day is coming up but are there any good songs about dads?

Do you still do casual Friday? Do you even go to work on Fridays? Also, people are bringing so many things to theatres nowadays maybe there's room for a movie theatre sherpa. To carry all your blankets and heat packs and whatnot.

We're talking about things that were banned at your school when you were young, and how some of us just have too much stuff.

We catch up on Garner's magnet fishing video, adult spares, and your juicy lies.

Watch as Garner goes magnet fishing for the first time!

Garner went magnet fishing! More to come on that. We also chat about what the adult version of a spare would be, when do you actually have extra time? Taylor is also now known as The Champ.

Garner talks jiggs dinner, food prices, and what restaurants SHOULD be doing. We also talk more about Facebook Marketplace deals and how you knew your partner was the one.

Today we learned about all the city/town-wide garage sales! Garner also continues on his hydration journey.

If you don't hydrate you dydrate -Garner Andrews Also, what free promotional items would get you excited?

Do you eat nuts and bolts in the summer? Or watermelon before May? What are acceptable and unacceptable off season snacks? We also discuss swim lessons and AI.

What's wrong with Taylor? We revisit how you should tell someone to have a good day, how you use AI, and how many exits your neighbourhood has.

We wish you good health! On an unrelated note, Garner is discovering unfamiliar dive bars and beef dips.

Today we're giving you praise! Because sometimes we just need a pat on the head for workin' hard. Also, did you get your bread money yet?

Today is a Dull Listeners' Club day as we discuss dishwashers and hitting the snooze button.

If your neighbour gets a new roof, let them know you noticed! Maybe bring them a casserole. Speaking of casseroles, casserole chat is back on the air!

We get an update on your sleep scores, shave scores, and how you save on gas.

Have you ever bought a sticker so cool or nice that you don't know where to stick it and just never stick it anywhere? Yeah, we get it. Also, a radio magpie update for ya.

We recap bowling with Arkells on The Gutter Andrews Show (Garner got a gutter ball and now we're making fun of him), and celebrate going into the long weekend!